Remember, we do it so you don't have too...

Just a few little words of advice...

When waiting to pull out of a junction, ensure BEFORE mouthing very offensive road rage sentiments at the car pootling down the main road and holding you up that it is not being driven by your boss.

Never assume that there is ANYTHING too worthless to be stolen. Yes, I'm looking at you sad person who stole cloves of garlic from the supermarket by peeling them off a bulb that would have cost you a grand total of 35p.

When crawling around in the back of your new "dogmobile" arranging the beds for the optimum comfort of the hounds, try to remember that the row of seats you removed to make more space were attached to VERY substantial lumps of metal which WILL do permanent damage to your knee when you kneel on them.

If you dream that there is a very large, terrifying monster in your house and that the only way to scare it away is to roar louder than it does, listen to that little voice that is telling you that you're dreaming. Your bedmate will not appreciate being awoken by your lion impression and will make sure to bring it up in public as often as humanly possible.